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In Denmark, they feed healthy giraffes to lions in front of schoolkids for fun and they don’t give a fuck

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In news you may have heard already, a zoo in Denmark is getting a lot of shit after they decided to cull a healthy two year old giraffe by feeding it to a lion in front of excited schoolchildren. The zoo has repeatedly defended its actions by saying the giraffe’s genes were “over-represented” and turned down several offers to send the giraffe to another zoo by calling it a one of a kind educational experience. And you thought the Danes had gone soft over the years.

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Chinese knock offs are the best

Fucking lost it at Robert Cop just chillin’ with Johnny 5 and the lovechild of C-3P0 and the T-1000

AHAHHAHA HARRY POTTER SONIC OH NO

This whole post hurts my brain.

I literally do not even know where to begin with the amount of things wrong with literally EVERYTHING here

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They didn’t just get the names wrong or make the designs look a little strange

The people who made these literally got EVERY SINGLE THING WRONG

To the point where nothing about it is even close to the original product

I CANNOT STOP CACKLING RIGHT NOW

"Don’t have a box, new!"

That Baet Simpson and his memorable catchphrases…

Robert Cop 2, the furniture of law enforcement, says “I’ll be back.”

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This girl leaves hilarious notes for herself when she’s drunk, so she’ll know what happened when she sobers up. Jeeze! Drunk Han didn’t even give Sober Han a chance to respond. When this 19-year-old Australian girl named Hannah gets drunk, she has a habit of writing notes to herself, intended to be read in the morning after the confusing haze of intoxication has been lifted. These notes are often confusing, sometimes helpful and always funny. Actually, it’s kind of like that Keanu Reeves-Sandra Bullock movie The Lake House, except less sappy and really not all that much like The Lake House.   This is only mildly relieving.    She’s really her own worst roommate.   It’s not uncommon for things to get mysterious when there’s a Brazilian involved.   It’s touching to see Drunk han actually being selfless for a change.   See more drunk notes. (by Dennis DiClaudio)Via Happy Place

This girl leaves hilarious notes for herself when she’s drunk, so she’ll know what happened when she sobers up.

Jeeze! Drunk Han didn’t even give Sober Han a chance to respond. When this 19-year-old Australian girl named Hannah gets drunk, she has a habit of writing notes to herself, intended to be read in the morning after the confusing haze of intoxication has been lifted. These notes are often confusing, sometimes helpful and always funny. Actually, it’s kind of like that Keanu Reeves-Sandra Bullock movie The Lake House, except less sappy and really not all that much like The Lake House.   This is only mildly relieving.    She’s really her own worst roommate.   It’s not uncommon for things to get mysterious when there’s a Brazilian involved.   It’s touching to see Drunk han actually being selfless for a change.   See more drunk notes. (by Dennis DiClaudio)

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America’s first toilet themed restaurant opens appropriately in Los Angeles

Possibly one of the more disturbing trends to come out of Taiwan, the bathroom theme restaurant, has finally come state side with the opening of the new eatery, “Magic Restroom”. Menu items include such treats as “Black Poop”, “Constipation”, and my personal favorite, “Bloody Number Two”.

Daring diners should head to City of Industry (that’s right, in the middle of all the strip clubs).

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